Happy Valentines Day!!!

Happy Valentines Day!!



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This is a REPOST - just for fun.few jokes on husbund and wife.....



Wife : ( to husband ) "what do you like most in me ? my beautiful face OR my exceptionally good figure ? Husband : " I like your sense of humour.." And then the fight started..


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her to some place which is very expensive... So, I took her to a ( petrol) gas station.. And then the fight started...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ??' And then the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Naaah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started...


A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn perfect.' And then the fight started.....


I tried to talk my wife to convince her into buying a can of Beer for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her : "the beer would make you look better at night than the cold cream..." And then the fight started....


I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started....


..... celebrate LOVE everyday...specially today...make them feel special....have a wonderful day with your loved one!!

7 comments:

  1. Happy V day

    Aarthi
    http://www.yummytummyaarthi.com/

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  2. Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Nayana! The jokes did lighten my busy day at work.

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  3. This post put a smile on my face. Lovely image of water drops on a rose.

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  4. I really liked the last joke.
    Happy V Day!

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  5. I adore that heart shaped pizza. Bought a smile on my face. Thanks for your comment about the fan in my little shop :-)

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